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takingillusions:

fransyked:

Just listen.

mother of god

skinnyzef:

feachbossils:

issabutt:

issabutt:

I don’t usually post my own text, let alone beg for help, but my puppy is in so much pain. She was recently scratched in the eye by one of her dog friends and it became so severely infected this past week. We were cleaning it with a spray prescribed by her vet and giving her stuff for the swelling. This morning we woke up to this(right hand picture). I’m bawling to the point where I can’t breath. Her vet says we have to remove her eye completely. It’s going to cost us $500 and we can’t afford it. I’m begging for help at this point. She’s my baby before I had my baby. She’s the biggest sweetheart ever and she deserves health and happiness. Please reblog and share this as much as possible, please! http://www.gofundme.com/bxxfp4

If everybody that I follow could just donate a dollar each, we could reach the goal in no time. Please followers, if you can’t donate then please share this post. If you can reblog blunts, brews, boobs, and booty, you can reblog this with my GoFundMe link.

pls help this pup

Please

skinnyzef:

feachbossils:

issabutt:

issabutt:

I don’t usually post my own text, let alone beg for help, but my puppy is in so much pain. She was recently scratched in the eye by one of her dog friends and it became so severely infected this past week. We were cleaning it with a spray prescribed by her vet and giving her stuff for the swelling. This morning we woke up to this(right hand picture). I’m bawling to the point where I can’t breath. Her vet says we have to remove her eye completely. It’s going to cost us $500 and we can’t afford it. I’m begging for help at this point. She’s my baby before I had my baby. She’s the biggest sweetheart ever and she deserves health and happiness. Please reblog and share this as much as possible, please!
http://www.gofundme.com/bxxfp4

If everybody that I follow could just donate a dollar each, we could reach the goal in no time. Please followers, if you can’t donate then please share this post. If you can reblog blunts, brews, boobs, and booty, you can reblog this with my GoFundMe link.

pls help this pup

Please

Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.

(Source: boys-and-suicide)

aobaspanties:

I know we all hate those posts asking for money but here’s the thing
I’m a 16 year old transgender boy who recently got kicked out of the house. My mom was a single parent and an addict and really emotionally abusive. I’m couch surfing now between a few of my good friends and my girlfriend’s, but there’s no real permanent place I can stay. I have a part time job but it doesn’t pay as much as I’d like and I’m taking all the hours I can get, but it’s not enough. And I can’t get another job, because school is coming up again.
The picture above is a picture of my current bank account. This is the amount of money I have to live on for the next month. I have a lot of things to pay for, that this is definitely not going to cover. That includes food, living essentials, bus fare (to get to work), and anything else that may come up unexpectedly. (Life is pretty hard, and there’s always something…)
If you could do anything to help out, I would be eternally grateful. I really am in a tight spot right now and not gunna lie, it’s pretty scary. I just don’t know what to do. Even if you could give a dollar or two- that’s a dinner for me. It would be appreciated a ton. This is my last resort, and I hate asking for money or anything really, but… I honestly need help right now.
Here’s a link to where you can donate.
Here’s a link to my blog, with a donate button.
Thank you Tumblr, for whatever you can do. Even if you can’t donate, please just reblog this. Signal boost. I really need it.

aobaspanties:

I know we all hate those posts asking for money but here’s the thing

I’m a 16 year old transgender boy who recently got kicked out of the house. My mom was a single parent and an addict and really emotionally abusive. I’m couch surfing now between a few of my good friends and my girlfriend’s, but there’s no real permanent place I can stay. I have a part time job but it doesn’t pay as much as I’d like and I’m taking all the hours I can get, but it’s not enough. And I can’t get another job, because school is coming up again.

The picture above is a picture of my current bank account. This is the amount of money I have to live on for the next month. I have a lot of things to pay for, that this is definitely not going to cover. That includes food, living essentials, bus fare (to get to work), and anything else that may come up unexpectedly. (Life is pretty hard, and there’s always something…)

If you could do anything to help out, I would be eternally grateful. I really am in a tight spot right now and not gunna lie, it’s pretty scary. I just don’t know what to do. Even if you could give a dollar or two- that’s a dinner for me. It would be appreciated a ton. This is my last resort, and I hate asking for money or anything really, but… I honestly need help right now.

Here’s a link to where you can donate.

Here’s a link to my blog, with a donate button.

Thank you Tumblr, for whatever you can do. Even if you can’t donate, please just reblog this. Signal boost. I really need it.

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Blog: ___________ or ___________

Music: ___________ or ___________

Band: ___________ or ___________

Actor: ___________ or ___________

Actress: ___________ or ___________

Singer: ___________ or ___________

Movie: ___________ or ___________

Book: ___________ or ___________

Ship: ___________ or ___________

(Source: fuck-that-unicorn)

I saw this ask from yesterday and you were freaking out about neutron stars, so like what are they and what's your deal with them?

Anonymous

ben-c:

OH MY GOD

OHHHHHH MY GODDDDD HERE WE GO HERE WE FUCKIN GO FASTEN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SEATBELTS BECAUSE I AM GONNA BLOW UR FUCKIN MIND

OK FIRST I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT A NEUTRON STAR ACTUALLY IS SO LEMME INFORM U. BASICALLY WHEN A STAR DIES SOMETIMES IT GOES SUPERNOVA SO ESSENTIALLY IT EXPLODES AND THEN IMPLODES,  AND DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF STAR, SOMETIMES IT JUST……….KEEPS IMPLODING. LIKE. MOTHERFUCKER JUST GETS SMALLER AND SMALLER AND DENSER AND DENSER UNTIL IT’S WHAT’S CALLED DEGENERATE MATTER, WHICH IS WHAT A NEUTRON STAR IS MADE OF. AND SERIOUSLY LIKE. THIS SHIT IS SO INCOMPREHENSIBLY DENSE HOLY ASSLAMP. HOLY DANG. TO PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE, IF YOU HAD A ONE CENTIMETRE SQUARE CUBE OF THIS SHIT, IT WOULD WEIGHT EIGHT BILLION TONNES. LIKE. THE EQUIVALENT OF LIKE 100 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS. AND THAT’S JUST A TINY LITTLE ONE CENTIMETER FUCKIN CUBE. NEUTRON STARS ARE HUGE IN COMPARISON TO THAT BUT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TINY IN COMPARISON TO ACTUAL STARS, LIKE, THEY GET COMPRESSED SO MUCH UNTIL THEY’RE ONLY A FEW MILES ACROSS. SO IT’S LIKE THIS HUGE MOTHERFUCKER BIGGER THAN THE SUN JUST GOT TURNED INTO THE CITY OF MANHATTEN, WITH THE SAME DENSITY IT HAD BEFORE. OH AND DID I MENTION IT’S SPINNING AT 97 MILLION MILES AN HOUR? MOTHER FUCKER.  AND IT’S NOT JUST THE SPINNING THAT’S EXCITING HOLY SHIT OH BOY HOWDY NO. YOU EXPECT THAT WHEN SOMETHING IS SPINNING, IT’S GONNA SLOW DOWN EVENTUALLY, RIGHT? FRICTION AND RELEASE OF ENERGY THROUGH RADIATION AND ALL, YEA. OK. SO USUALLY, NEUTRON STARS DO SLOW THEIR SPINNING, REAL FUCKIN SLOW. LIKE, SO FUCKING SLOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN DOING. THEY SLOW DOWN BY ABOUT 300THS OF A SECOND EVERY TEN MILLION YEARS. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO FOR TEN MILLION YEARS? FUCK OFF. ANYWAY. THEY DON’T JUST SLOW DOWN. SOMETIMES THERE’S THIS RAD AS FUCK THING CALLED A STARQUAKE THAT HAPPENS ON THE SURFACE OF THEM (A SURFACE WHICH, BY THE WAY, HAS A CRUST 10 MILLION TIMES STRONGER THAN STEEL), AND IT CREATES CRACKS, SO THE WHOLE FUCKING STAR HAS TO READJUST ITSELF, AND IT FUCKING SPEEDS UP. AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED A STARQUAKE TO SPEED UP, IT JUST STEALS MASS FROM ADJACENT STARS TO MAKE ITSELF SPIN FASTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS THAT EVEN NECESSARY. WHO CARES. FUCK YOU, I’M A NEUTRON STAR.

AND THE NEUTRON STARS THEMSELVES ARENT EVEN WHAT IM EXCITED ABOUT, NOT THAT THOSE IN THEMSELVES ARENT RAD AS FUCK. NO. NEUTRON STARS ARE FUCKING SICK. BUT EVEN SICKER IS THAT THEY CAN TURN INTO PULSARS IF THEIR MAGNETIC FIELDS ARE RIGHT. OH, WHATS A PULSAR YOU ASK? ONLY THE GNARLIEST FUCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE MOTHER FUCKER. IM NOT EVEN KIDDING THEYRE SO FUCKING MARVELOUSLY INCREDIBLE IM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT PULSARS MAN. THEYRE BASICALLY NEUTRON STARS WHOSE MAGNETIC FIELDS ARE ALIGNED SO THAT THEY GIVE OFF A BEAM OF LIGHT THAT’S BRIGHTER THAN A BILLION FUCKING SUNS THAT’S NOT AN EXAGGERATION OR A FIGURE OF SPEECH NO THAT’S FUCKING LITERAL FACT. FROM EACH MAGNETIC POLE THERE’S JUST. FUCKING LIGHT. BRIGHTER THAN ANYTHING. HARDCORE RADIATION. AND BECAUSE IT’S SPINNING SO FAST, THE TWO BEAMS OF LIGHT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT’S FLASHING. MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD OF THE LGM FROM 1967. MAYBE NOT. BUT THAT SHIT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE IDENTIFIED A PULSAR AND IT CONFUSED THE FUCK OUT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO WERE P CONVINCED THAT ALIENS WERE TRYING TO TALK TO US. WHICH WASN’T TOO MUCH OF A STRETCH GIVEN THAT THEY LITERALLY JUST PICKED UP A SIGNAL OF SOMETHING RANDOMLY FLASHING EVERY 1.3 SECONDS WITH NO EXPLANATION. THEY WERE SO CONVINCED IT WAS ALIENS THAT THEY CALLED THE SIGNAL LGM WHICH STOOD FOR LITTLE GREEN MEN WHICH IS FUCKING HILARIOUS IF YOU ASK ME. BUT NO. MOTHERFUCKING PULSAR. FLASHING AWAY LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS. GOIN 97 MILLION MILES AN HOUR AND BLINKIN FOR NO FUCKIN REASON LIKE AN ASSHOLE, CONFUSING THE SHIT OUT OF SCIENTISTS FOR LIKE A YEAR. WHAT A CHAMP. GODDAMN. AND IT’S NOT LIKE THAT’S THE ONLY ONE NEAR US. THERE ARE DOZENS WITHIN VIEW OF OUR SHITTY LITTLE PLANET AND EVERY SINGLE PULSAR IN THE UNIVERSE FLASHES AT A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT RATE. IN FACT, THAT’S HOW WE DETERMINE OUR POSITION IN THE UNIVERSE – PULSAR MAPPING. WHEN WE SENT OUT THE VOYAGER WE INCLUDED A PULSAR MAP SO IF ALIENS FOUND IT THEY COULD COME VISIT US. AS IF ALIENS CAN READ HUMAN NUMBERS TO DETERMINE HOW MANY SECONDS BETWEEN EACH PULSAR’S FLASHES, RIGHT? FUCKING SCIENTISTS DON’T THINK THINGS THROUGH VERY WELL. THIS IS WHY ALIENS DON’T VISIT US. FUCK SCIENTISTS, MAN.

(Source: revenge-therapy)

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl)

I’m starting to work on transparents, I apologize if these are bad.

I’m starting to work on transparents, I apologize if these are bad.

ivoryunknown:

nefericit:

beat-the-devil-out-of-it:

culturerevo:

superwhovianpotterhead:

boilingheart:

heytomheywhat182:

deganmichelle:

A man admittedly followed and killed an innocent teenager, and was declared not guilty.
States are passing laws allowing guns in public schools.
Women are losing their reproductive rights at an increasingly alarming rate.
Riots are tearing through the streets in cities all over the world.
College tuition keeps rising, sending a generation into debt as soon as they are entering the adult world.
Education funds keep getting slashed.
Privacy no longer exists. 
Corporations now have the same rights as people, and the funds to actually protect them. 
Through loopholes, many U.S. Corporations pay a lower tax rate than middle class families.
States are now passing more voter ID laws and similar laws that only affect the lower class.
The corporate giant, Monsanto, has pretty much purchased and bribed its way into every grocery product on the shelf, resulting in food becoming less and less like, well, food. There are reasons Cancer rates are getting worse. 
Likewise, Monsanto is making sure small American farmers are ran out of business. Also, their constant pesticide use is killing bees and other insects, causing dire environmental issues.
The mass media is more concerned with pop culture and trends, than the real issues the world is facing.
Human population is ever growing, and at rapid rates. It can’t just continue this way.
We have put so much trash in giant landfills all over our world and in our oceans. We are killing our planet.

By planet you mean we are killing ourselves. 

Can we also pay attention to the fact that there aren’t just political problems going on???
I mean, seriously, I have been trying to tell everyone, BUT NO ONE IS EVEN REBLOGGING THE ARTICLES THAT COULD SAVE A LIFE
While all this is happening, the Pacific Ocean is being contaminated by not just trash, but Radiation.

There was a leak in the Fukushima power plant that has now poisoned the entire Pacific Ocean.
Some think that oh, maybe it will go away with time. Sure, it will, in about 16 million years. Yes, you read that right. Due to the long half life of iodine-129, the whole ecosystem of the Pacific Coast will be contaminated pretty much forever.
Here is the radiation levels in the ocean.

Everyone needs to wake up.
The government needs to be set straight. They were hiding this information so that people don’t panic. Well, now everyone’s gonna die and not know why.
Shit is going down, and we need to make sure EVERYONE knows EVERYTHING that is happening in this place we call home.
http://www.naturalnews.com/041200_Fukushima_radiation_poisoning_contaminated_food.html#ixzz2Z9XEqBnN

Holy fucking shit

fukushima is one of the scariest things going on and it’s literally getting less attention than that real houswives couple who are going to prison.

reblogging again

whoa whoa whoa not cool guys read pls

Woah

ivoryunknown:

nefericit:

beat-the-devil-out-of-it:

culturerevo:

superwhovianpotterhead:

boilingheart:

heytomheywhat182:

deganmichelle:

A man admittedly followed and killed an innocent teenager, and was declared not guilty.

States are passing laws allowing guns in public schools.

Women are losing their reproductive rights at an increasingly alarming rate.

Riots are tearing through the streets in cities all over the world.

College tuition keeps rising, sending a generation into debt as soon as they are entering the adult world.

Education funds keep getting slashed.

Privacy no longer exists. 

Corporations now have the same rights as people, and the funds to actually protect them. 

Through loopholes, many U.S. Corporations pay a lower tax rate than middle class families.

States are now passing more voter ID laws and similar laws that only affect the lower class.

The corporate giant, Monsanto, has pretty much purchased and bribed its way into every grocery product on the shelf, resulting in food becoming less and less like, well, food. There are reasons Cancer rates are getting worse. 

Likewise, Monsanto is making sure small American farmers are ran out of business. Also, their constant pesticide use is killing bees and other insects, causing dire environmental issues.

The mass media is more concerned with pop culture and trends, than the real issues the world is facing.

Human population is ever growing, and at rapid rates. It can’t just continue this way.

We have put so much trash in giant landfills all over our world and in our oceans. We are killing our planet.

By planet you mean we are killing ourselves. 

Can we also pay attention to the fact that there aren’t just political problems going on???

I mean, seriously, I have been trying to tell everyone, BUT NO ONE IS EVEN REBLOGGING THE ARTICLES THAT COULD SAVE A LIFE

While all this is happening, the Pacific Ocean is being contaminated by not just trash, but Radiation.

image

There was a leak in the Fukushima power plant that has now poisoned the entire Pacific Ocean.

Some think that oh, maybe it will go away with time. Sure, it will, in about 16 million years. Yes, you read that right. Due to the long half life of iodine-129, the whole ecosystem of the Pacific Coast will be contaminated pretty much forever.

Here is the radiation levels in the ocean.

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Everyone needs to wake up.

The government needs to be set straight. They were hiding this information so that people don’t panic. Well, now everyone’s gonna die and not know why.

Shit is going down, and we need to make sure EVERYONE knows EVERYTHING that is happening in this place we call home.

http://www.naturalnews.com/041200_Fukushima_radiation_poisoning_contaminated_food.html#ixzz2Z9XEqBnN

Holy fucking shit

fukushima is one of the scariest things going on and it’s literally getting less attention than that real houswives couple who are going to prison.

reblogging again

whoa whoa whoa not cool guys read pls

Woah

(Source: pipeschapman)